Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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