It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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