that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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