So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
