piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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