Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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