I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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