i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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