better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sober January is a disaster.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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