I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
And then he peed in my hair
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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