Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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