this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Actions speak louder than pants.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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