But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
