so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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