Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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