somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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