So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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