you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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