"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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