Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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