YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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