I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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