Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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