i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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