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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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