yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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