Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize