he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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