Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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