We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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