You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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