Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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