woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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