i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That accounts for only three of the penises
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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