those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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