Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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