McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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