You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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