i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
And then the night went full on bisexual.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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