As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
