Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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