Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she peed on how many people?
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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