her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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