: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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