found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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