He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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