p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i barfeds in our rink
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
only you would photoshop your dick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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