Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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