Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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