I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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