Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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