Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

O no, u 2 are dating again?

(503): View more from Oregon

No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

(734): View more from Michigan

i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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(713): View more from Texas

Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic

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(843): View more from South Carolina

holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.

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