..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I got inside last night via doggy door
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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