If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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