her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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