Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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