ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.